Fri, 6 January 2012
Un-Happy Holidays. This week, we celebrate the Holidays by making inappropriate comments about Santa. We talk about the things we want for Christmas, but aren't getting. Johnny talks about his visit on Answer Pants. Stefan eats Gerber Baby Food. And Monty has gas. This show commemorates the third worst thing ever said on UncryTheseTears. |
Sat, 31 December 2011
Un-Shave My Beard. As we say goodbye to fall, and say hello to beards and winter, we pay tribute to Dimebag Darrell. Jon asks if alcohol is considered a gateway drug. We investigate the claims of the youngest full term pregnancy. And we round out the episode by putting headphones on Stefan's balls and making weird noises. |
Mon, 19 December 2011
Un-Call My Duty. This week UncryTheseTears wonders what it would be like to have a good job. Monty expresses his extreme distaste for collegiate bowl games. Johnny makes his decision between Battlefield 3 and Modern Warfare 3. Then, the lights go out, and we do a 1/5 of the show in the dark. |
Thu, 8 December 2011
Un-Siri My iPhone. This week UncryTheseTears reveals the first ever full on nutsack. We discuss vaccinations, and chicken wings. Then, we take a ride on Stefan's new iPhone 4S. A ride that does not take us very far. Later, we investigate the new trend that is Teenage Mutant Ninja Noses. |
Thu, 1 December 2011
Un-Answer My Pants. After a week of gambling, drinking, and banging prostitutes Stefan returns from Sin City. Jason Barnhart, co-host on Rampant Radio's "Answer Pants", joins us for an awesome impromtu interview. And we discuss some pressing questions like: "Do fish drink?" "Do fish pee?" "Do chickens lay eggs outta their butthole?" |
Sun, 20 November 2011
Un-Vegas Vacation. On this weeks show, Stefan takes a vacation to Las Vegas with his peeps. Meanwhile, Jon and Monty hold the UncryTheseTears fort down the only way they know how, by calling other people to do it for them. Joe calls in for ol' times sake, and our good friend Flawda Gator hollers at us for a bit. |
Thu, 6 October 2011
Un-School Bus Vomit. Stefan wins a poker tounament, and lets us into the mind of a Poker Pro. Sports celebrity rape is discussed, and Monty asks Jon to "as Mike Tyson, make Bruce Lee sounds." We make a challenge to Mayweather and Pacquiao to juice up with as much roids as they can and fight. And we wonder how often school bus heaters get vomited on. |
Thu, 29 September 2011
Un-Somalian Black Market Airplane Parts This week we discuss the possibility of already being in hell, but not knowing. We ask the google machine why old people put tennis balls on their walkers. Monty recollects a story involving a vagina and frost bite, and Johnny tells us about his recent experience with strangers having sex. |
Wed, 14 September 2011
Un-Food Stamp Pie. The career of Kurt Russell is analyzed by Stefan, and Johnny asks the question "who actually likes clowns?" Yum Foods asks for its piece of the pie, and Wal-Mart uses mind control. The UncryTheseTears Band makes a quick appearance. |
Wed, 14 September 2011
Un-Tiny Little Pool. This week we find out how Stefan's Surname changed from Pettypool to P'pool, how Stefan survived a bomb threat, and how deep your peehole goes. We discuss whether Ambien is good to give coma patients, if they should change porn .com's to .cum, and why they should bring Zima back. |
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